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cranky All he ever does is come up with these stupid perverted things. Whipped cream? How old is he now? Five? Fat fool....
Paul and I went shopping today. I saw these, oh my god, awesome boots. they come all the wya up to your thighs. I can't wait to show them off at the concert tonight. Till, you better not make fun of them! I KNOW they're styled for women, but come ON!
July 14 2005, 06:30:53 UTC 6 years ago
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July 14 2005, 06:35:28 UTC 6 years ago
Look...You made it sad.
At least I don't bash your journal, you wanna-be-goth.
Ooh. Are they those one's with the little silver crosses on them? The metal ones?
If so, I call dibs on ripping off one and jabbing it up Schneider's ass for laughs.
Then I'll blame it on you, of course.
July 14 2005, 06:50:38 UTC 6 years ago
But it was funny. But don't blame me, I'm an innocent chicken!
July 14 2005, 06:52:24 UTC 6 years ago
Aim for something like....Chicken noodle soup or Chicken neck, or Chicken breast.
But not the whole chicken.
That's just too much.
July 14 2005, 07:02:05 UTC 6 years ago
July 14 2005, 07:03:28 UTC 6 years ago
Remember, I know where you sleep.
We might be in a hotel but that doesn't mean I don't have cards to all the rooms...
July 14 2005, 07:05:33 UTC 6 years ago
July 14 2005, 07:06:52 UTC 6 years ago
Or a bigger...part?
Does your Mutter count?
So this is what we do when bored. Swap insults via the internet. How nice.July 14 2005, 07:15:06 UTC 6 years ago
And shut up about my mutti! She's not into bestiality!
Stupid fat man stupid fat man stupid fat man stupid fat man......July 14 2005, 07:27:32 UTC 6 years ago
And your Mutti gave birth to chicken legs. That's beastal enough.July 14 2005, 07:33:50 UTC 6 years ago
What must your mother think of you? So sad and twisted....
You sick freak, you probably did try to bed my poor mutti....July 14 2005, 07:36:39 UTC 6 years ago
Why, Flake! What do you think I am?
A man?
Oh and my mother is very proud of me. I've gone from a simple job to stardom.
What mother wouldn't be proud?
Even if her son has to screw chicken asses to get there...
Speaking of screwing, I thought I ordered something to drink earlier? I need something. Maybe some vodka or something...Or maybe I'll just drop it off at Flake's doorstep and claim it's water.July 14 2005, 07:43:37 UTC 6 years ago
Your mutti probably thinks you are a freak somewhere inside...
If he ever comes at me with that thing again, I'm gonna go postal....!!July 14 2005, 07:44:29 UTC 6 years ago
It's always so much fun to tick him off.July 14 2005, 07:49:48 UTC 6 years ago
At least I really HOPE she didn't.... oh gott, bad thoughts bad thoughts.....July 14 2005, 07:54:19 UTC 6 years ago
Remember than time?
Back when you got stuck in the rain because you missed the bus?
Yeah...That time I...
I went out and bought a chicken.
Then I watched your mutti kill it.
You realize how violent she is?
I swear- That woman hacked that chicken's head off like it was salt on a log.
Oh.
Wait- That reminds me.
You should come over here.
I need some white meat.
He's so amusing when he's upset.July 14 2005, 07:56:49 UTC 6 years ago
Sensucht... what a catchy song.... SMexico... Afrika.....July 14 2005, 07:57:59 UTC 6 years ago
Are you dark meat now?
Last I checked you were pretty white down there...
July 14 2005, 08:01:13 UTC 6 years ago
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July 14 2005, 21:47:40 UTC 6 years ago
<_<;; Okay...
July 14 2005, 21:50:40 UTC 6 years ago
Make that two hours early.
July 14 2005, 21:51:41 UTC 6 years ago
Hey wait, I thought the idea was to get him to not come over at ALL....!July 15 2005, 05:48:26 UTC 6 years ago
Much more of this teasing and I might risk simplly coming over now.
July 15 2005, 06:02:38 UTC 6 years ago